The Macalope Daily: Never quote a broken clock
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:30 AM
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:12 AM
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:34 AM
This post has been edited by Hologram: 11 December 2012 - 08:43 AM
#5
Posted 11 December 2012 - 12:19 PM
He's not even one of my regular search terms anymore.
#6
Posted 11 December 2012 - 02:57 PM
Love it.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:16 AM
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... actually, we have broken clocks here that are only right *once* a day - you know, the 24hrs clocks that are so prevalent here in Europe.
And my Swiss friends tell me that it's not the railway clocks that are alarmingly regular - it's the trains.
(finally, finally!!!! I was able to be a smartass in this column!)
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:54 AM
cfranz, on 12 December 2012 - 04:16 AM, said:
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... actually, we have broken clocks here that are only right *once* a day - you know, the 24hrs clocks that are so prevalent here in Europe.
And my Swiss friends tell me that it's not the railway clocks that are alarmingly regular - it's the trains.
(finally, finally!!!! I was able to be a smartass in this column!)
--->>> HEADLINE:
"Military researchers confirm that non-functional12 hour clocks are twice as reliable as non-functional 24 hour clocks. Adoption of 12h system recommended as tactical advantage in the event of massive EMP from nuclear strike."
In related news, Swiss scientists use trains to validate accuracy of ion clock.
This post has been edited by Hologram: 12 December 2012 - 06:55 AM
#9
Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:50 AM
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Ditto!
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:06 AM
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For completeness, Mac A. Lope didn't invent this idea:
http://shrinkingthec...-a-counsultant/
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:09 AM
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I think Pogue is a more glaring example.
#12
Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:47 AM
Come now, that's not fair.
It's not like HP is actually competition, these days. Maybe if Apple was still in the printer market...
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