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#1 User is offline   Macworld 

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:30 AM

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#2 User is offline   johndrake 

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  Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:23 AM

Take the rest of the year off.
Hah, we should be so lucky, now we know that if that were to happen you'd need to dig a bit deeper in the Dumpster of Pundits© but we feel confident it wouldn't be that much deeper!
Happy New Year mr. 'Lope.
BTW, maybe you could use that line as a closing to your first column of 2013, now that would be a true blessing, if the complied that is! :D
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#3 User is offline   DougAdams 

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  Posted 27 December 2012 - 09:09 AM

I'd love a Buick-sized iPod.
the doug part of dougscripts.com
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#4 User is offline   Hologram 

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  Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:09 PM

Re: "”Overall crime in the five boroughs is up 3% so far this year, driven by the thefts of Apple products.”"

... meanwhile, returns to the NYPD lost and found department have also shot up dramatically, mostly copies of Apple products likely stolen by mistake.
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#5 User is offline   RobLewis 

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  Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:08 PM

These geniuses have unwittingly solved the crime problem! If only all products could be made unappealing enough, theft would decline to almost nothing.

Really, when was the last time you heard of anybody stealing an Edsel?
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#6 User is offline   AdamC 

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  Posted 27 December 2012 - 10:37 PM

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Re: " ”Overall crime in the five boroughs is up 3% so far this year, driven by the thefts of Apple products.” " ... meanwhile, returns to the NYPD lost and found department have also shot up dramatically, mostly copies of Apple products likely stolen by mistake.


You are funny ever dream of working as a stand up comedian, you will be hilarious.
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#7 User is offline   MangyDog 

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  Posted 28 December 2012 - 03:30 AM

That Wilcox guy? His issue isn't the ghost of Jobs. He's haunted by "the ghost of Mr. Softie's future," a rather foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
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