Two things I learned about the Macalope today: 1. The Macalope goes to the MALL??!! Does this explain all the crazy mall shooting sprees?? Wayward deer hunters confused?? 2. The Macalope may be English, as evidenced by "lambast" vs. "lambaste." Either that, or he is extremely pretentious, and is probably one of those annoying 'Mericans who says "Brilliant!" and "Cheers!" in groveling obeisance to his British overlords. Doesn't matter. I still wuv his fuzzy hide.
We also learned that the mall he frequents has a MS store - there can't be to many of those.