The Macalope Weekly: People hate clowns
#15
Posted 23 February 2013 - 11:17 AM
What the...? Why does the Macalope say that?
#16
Posted 23 February 2013 - 11:24 AM
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#17
Posted 23 February 2013 - 05:48 PM
#18
Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:11 PM
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I won't speak for the Macalope, but I direct your attention to Smotr. This is an automatic ejection system for shooting soviet pilots from their fighter aircraft when the system senses a crash is imminent. The system got to be pretty accurate because, well, the soviets had a lot of bad experiences with their jets over the years. Microsoft is in kind of the same place with security. Cupertino hasn't had all the grief that Redmond has had. With the rapidity of their improvement, maybe Apple is learning from Microsofts misfortunes.
#19
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:50 PM
> not quite as secure as
> Windows is now
That is as absurd a statement as anything in Forbes.
Windows 7 runs more than 50% of Windows XP malware. Windows has more viruses than apps.
You can buy a Mac today and check a box in System Preferences to disallow any app that did not come from Mac App Store, which is audited and maintained by Apple. Software Update fixed the Java flaw within days for most of the platform. Windows has nothing like that. Windows PC's have BIOS from 1982 — totally insecure.
The one area where Windows leads is it has more bolt-on security features — but that is only because it needs them because it lacks basic security features. That is like saying a guy with Hepatitis and Chlamidia is healthier than a guy without because the sick one is taking more medicines.
#20
Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:08 PM
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Or..., as you suggest, we live in a sterile Class 10 Clean Room and never venture out of it.
#21
Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:08 AM
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Well that makes sense if you can find everything you want in the clean room. Or if you don't wish to go to parts of the world where people would rather kill you than talk to you:-)
#22
Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:34 AM
#23
Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:49 AM
wogsinheat, on 24 February 2013 - 01:08 AM, said:
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Well that makes sense if you can find everything you want in the clean room. Or if you don't wish to go to parts of the world where people would rather kill you than talk to you:-)
No room is big enough. As far as getting killed, a Class One is sufficient.
#24
Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:56 AM
wogsinheat, on 24 February 2013 - 01:08 AM, said:
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Well that makes sense if you can find everything you want in the clean room. Or if you don't wish to go to parts of the world where people would rather kill you than talk to you:-)
No room is big enough. As far as getting killed, a Class One is sufficient.
Correction-Clean room cleanliness goes down with class number... But you get the point.
#25
Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:40 PM
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It is common enough in IT support that most doing such work have it installed. Which commonly has them thinking everyone needs it, so it is probably installed on more systems than it needs to be.
#26
Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:52 PM
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I have a pal who is a pro photographer. Customers order prints online using what is termed an "EOS" (electronic order system) -- and apparently all of them are near-identical, and all of them use Java. If I were underemployed, I'd stay up all night and replace them -- not to get rid of Java, but to make them have less-horrible user experience.
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