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Click to view Praxis's profile Enthusiast 1,614 posts since
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Apr 1, 2004 10:33 PM

I'm switching back to Windows

With all the problems I've had with Macs, its a wonder I didn't do it sooner. Windows is such a better operating system!

Just ten short reasons that Windows is the best.



1. The Windows XP engine. This is the fastest, most stable and reliable operating system you've ever seen, courtesy of the powerful, rock-solid Windows NT code base. Computers running Windows XP have been found to be 34% slower than those running Windows 2000 and 27% slower than those running Windows 98 Second Edition. Still on Windows 98? It's time to move up to greater crashing speed, performance and insecurity.

2. Remote Desktop. If you have Windows XP Professional on both your office and home (or mobile) computers, you can connect to your office network, documents and settings from home or while traveling. From a remote location, you can actually log on to your computer at work, without any worries about security. All you need to do is set up your Remote Desktop feature.

3. Windows Messenger. Have you seen the advantages of using instant messaging (IM) at work? Windows XP takes IM up a notch by incorporating the videoconferencing features of NetMeeting with Windows Messenger. You can also place voice calls from your computer to a telephone. In addition, Windows Messenger supports .NET Alerts, which are instant messaging subscriptions that can be used to track news headlines, stocks and other dynamically changing information. Windows Messenger users can also communicate with users of MSN Messenger, which runs on prior Windows versions (Windows 98, Windows 2000 and Windows Me).

4. Remote Assistance. Through the Help and Support Center in Windows XP, you can enable a technical support person of your choosing, or even just a good friend who can help you, to have access to your computer remotely in case of a problem. If you are an experienced user, you can even be the one to directly help your family and friends through Remote Assistance.

5. System Restore. With this recovery tool, you can escape trouble by rolling back your PC to a date or time before the problem occurred. Say you downloaded a defective software program, or you installed a faulty appliance and caused your system to crash. Not to worry. System Restore, works like the "undo" command in your word-processing system. You can roll back to your last good configuration or, if you've just installed a driver that disrupted your system, in most cases you reinstall your previous driver. You also can set up an automated system recovery to roll back as many as 10 machines at once.

6. Encrypting File System. The Encrypting File System (EFS) technology in Windows XP helps you protect your sensitive data by encrypting files so that only you can read them and work on them. Where this can be especially helpful is if you lose a laptop whoever finds it would be unable to access the files on your hard drive. Windows XP also enables group policy and command-line utilities, for your entire company to manage EFS.

7. Enhanced wireless networking support. More people are on the go with their laptops, and high-speed wireless networks based on the Wi-Fi 802.11b standard are going up fast at businesses, college campuses, airports, hotels, even coffee shops. Windows XP provides the most enhancements to date for wireless networking, including Zero Configuration support, which allows a laptop with a wireless adapter card to automatically detect and connect to wireless access points within range. Windows XP detects signals from wireless devices nearby, and notifies you if your laptop is near a network access point.

8. Network Setup Wizard. If you are running a network of computers at your home-based or small business, Windows XP allows you to share your Internet connection, broadband connection, Internet firewall and printer connection throughout your network. Under the Network Setup Wizard, your computer becomes the Internet connection host and directs Internet traffic to the rest of the computers on your network. With the Windows XP New Connection Wizard, you can easily create Internet, virtual private networking connections (VPN) and dial-up or DSL or cable modem connections.

9. New task-based visual design. Windows XP features a simplified user interface that makes it easier than ever for you to find the tools you regularly use and to complete frequent tasks. Enhancements in your control panel and My Documents folder anticipate your needs and provide you with menu options to help save you time and mouse-clicks in completing tasks.

10. Internet Explorer 6. The newest version of the world's most popular Web browser is included in Windows XP. Internet Explorer 6 features three new tool sets:

* An embedded Media Bar that, coupled with the new Windows Media Player for Windows XP, provides top-quality video and audio.
* An Image Toolbar that adds the ability to instantly capture and e-mail an image from a Web page, as well as a quick way to reduce the image size before sending, without loss of quality.
* Privacy enhancements that give you the power to make decisions about accepting cookies.


























APRIL FOOLS!
JUST KIDDING!
Did I actually get any of you?

Oops, I think I hurt my Mac's feelings...sorry, PowerBook...No, I'd never think of actually replacing you...

Sorry, gotta go make it up to my Mac for making this post
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Click to view psugrad98's profile New Member 45 posts since
Jan 6, 2004
1. Apr 2, 2004 5:47 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
Hey! Wha' Happened?

I think it was pretty funny, and for a second I thought we had a troll among us.
Click to view kyle988's profile Member 553 posts since
Feb 5, 2004
2. Apr 2, 2004 7:42 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
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Oops, I think I hurt my Mac's feelings...sorry, PowerBook...No, I'd never think of actually replacing you...


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Opps I think I HURT my MDD's feelings by reading it. It was very good though
Click to view psugrad98's profile New Member 45 posts since
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3. Apr 2, 2004 7:46 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
I forget who said it, but if you had to describe the Window's appearance you'd say "it has a nice personality"

Also, it is so unintuitive. I like eye candy, and I love my Panther darnit
Click to view JackMac's profile Enthusiast 1,067 posts since
Mar 7, 2002
4. Apr 2, 2004 9:31 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
You got me wtih the title, but after I read the first reason I just had to scroll down to see if it was a joke. Luckily it was.
Click to view dougster's profile Old Hand 4,150 posts since
Feb 25, 2001
5. Apr 2, 2004 9:40 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
LOL...I've seen you on the boards and when I saw that, 'WHAT THE' (?_?)...well, ya got me cold
-doug
DP 1.25GHz G4 MDD 2GB 2x160Gb HD 22"CD OSX.3.3



-doug
Click to view SueG's profile Old Hand 2,396 posts since
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7. Apr 2, 2004 11:01 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
OK, now that got me. I saw the post with your name and the headline and immediately checked the posting date. It was very funny -- wickedly sly for one who knows the Mac history and comparisons with those features. But that you took it off a sincere PC snob is just too, too...
Click to view psugrad98's profile New Member 45 posts since
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8. Apr 2, 2004 1:24 PM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
That is funny, the fact that some guy actually cited these as reasons for using Windows.
Click to view joetaxpayer's profile Member 332 posts since
Jan 16, 2004
9. Apr 2, 2004 5:31 PM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
Laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. ooops.... darn, gotta go now.....
Click to view s's profile Member 558 posts since
Dec 1, 2001
10. Apr 2, 2004 7:51 PM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
Good one. I almost started to reply and say that Mac OS X has those same exact things. Good thing I scrolled down all the way!
Click to view Frisco's profile Member 916 posts since
Sep 6, 2002
11. Apr 3, 2004 8:46 PM in response to: s
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
Well Macs could use a System Restore feature, however I know it does significantly slow down PCs. I think Apple could make System Restore right, without hogging up resources. It's not a bad feature to have, although definitely not worth switching to Windows for. System Restore is definitely needed more on Windows though with all it's problems.
Click to view PCsmashr's profile Member 426 posts since
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12. Apr 3, 2004 8:50 PM in response to: Frisco
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
Man, if my B&W could cry, it would be sobbing right now. GREAT april fools prank! LOL, you sure got me! I thought I had just met the dumbest person alive!
Click to view nkasuri1's profile Member 463 posts since
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14. Apr 4, 2004 6:47 AM in response to: Praxis
Re: I'm switching back to Windows
You know, I was actually hoping this was a genuine post. It would have been quite a war. Good joke though. However, a couple of the features you mentioned, I actually found quite interesting. The remote assistance thing is quite cool. Wonder if OS X has that kind of feature. Also, MSN messenger on the PC is actually a great piece of software. Videoconferencing is the least of its features. It also has an electronic whiteboard feature, the ability to browse the net with a friend, the forementioned remote assistance, online games and a bunch of other stuff. Its really the only thing that I envy on the windows side.