A bunch of friends were sitting around the BBQ the other night and naturally the iPhone became a major subject of conversation. In particular, "what was missing and why I won't buy an iPhone" as has been the subject of Macworld, AppleInsider, etc., was the hot topic of the night.
Naturally, there were a couple of guys, i.e., PCrs who had a lot of complaints, and one has to wonder if most Blackberry owners are more inclined to use PCs over Macs.
Anyway, here is our list, "why I won't buy an iPhone until it has…," which became more ridiculous as the beer caps hit the ground:
3G, GPS, better camera, video camera, flash, Warcraft, Word, Excel, Skype, printer, pepper sprayer, bigger screen, tactile keyboard, firewire, third-party apps, BBQ lighter, telephoto lens, range finder, radar, geiger counter, mind sweeper, wireless car charging, replaceable battery, radar detector, depth sounder, fish finder, chick magnate (note the pun), sound amplifier, breathalyzer, wife detector, voice recorder, voice dialing, hand-clapper to help find it,…
Then the wives came out and added, [b]"Why not just a phone that answers when we call you, idiots!"[/b]